(Give us a break, Cap, we’ve had a crappy week!)
This week in 24… I dunno, maybe because the last two episodes ended with such insane-in-the-brain endings, this one seemed a bit dull. Let’s start with the things I still don’t care about:
Dr. Larry FLEINhart, with the assistance of his man-secretary Chad Lowe, got Karen Hayes to tender her resignation to President Brother. FINE see if I care. Dr. Larry FLEINhart also started implenting his campaign to use the Bill of Rights as toilet paper, including racial profiling of Agent Nadia. Are we supposed to feel bad for her? Because I think she’s the mole.
Sister Palmer continues to annoy everyone at Camp Detainment-awana, and her Bossfriend blows his “undercover” operation and gets his face rearranged (I suppose during the arts and crafts portion? I don’t know what camp is like.)
We find out that BLUETOOTH BASTARD’s name is spelled Graem. How the hell do you name one child JACK and one child GRAEM? His name looks like a typo! It has obviously inflicted psychological damage on him (as did being suffocated with a plastic bag for over nine minutes), because Graem leads Jack to his dad – and double crosses them both! Dad Bauer (James Cromwell, who sports grandpa hair) and Jack are now Typo’s (it’s shorter than BLUETOOTH BASTARD and I am lazy) captives. I just don’t see this working well for Typo.
PS how cute is it to see Jack next to Dad Bauer? Keifer Sutherland is no less than a foot shorter than James Cromwell.
You forgot to mention Jack impregnating Typo’s Wife with another look.
Did Jack really have the bag over typo’s head for 9 minutes? That’s awesome.
I need one of those click-counters that train conductors use to tell how many people are on the train to support my theory that they say “within the hour” at least 6 times every episode. Because I can’t count. Or use a pencil. Whatever.
Glad to see you back, TWIT. What about TWIG(a)?
By the time I see Grey\’s Anatomy on the Tivo, it\’s usually halfway through the week and I figure interest is lost. Of course, this wouldn\’t happen if I could watch Grey\’s Anatomy live, ERIK.
Why did my comment automatically insert back slashes?
I apologize for the pressure on TWIT, I’ve had a rough week myself and needed a fix. Much like when that heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
I will count the “within the hour” references this week. I would also like to record who says it. I think the majority come from Buchannon.
I’ve always said you could watch gay’s anatomy live…when you buy me the big screen.
Kudos to Erik for the This Week in Baseball Reference. I didn’t read anything past that because I believe that season 2 of 24 should have been called 48 etc…
Jack B. Versus B.A. Barracus from the A-Team?
“Jack B. Versus B.A. Barracus from the A-Team?”
Jack Bauer, no doubt. No gold chains to weigh him down.