The last two weeks in 24 (T.L.T.W.I.T.)

Two weeks to recap and 1/2 the patience – LET’S GO!

2 weeks ago:

Jack Bauer: OW, my rib! It’s broken by I forget what!
Denethor: OW, my body! It’s mortally wounded by Ricky Schroder’s bullets!

Ricky Schroder: OW, my pride! Miles is a dick to me and Executive Producer Keifer Sutherland refuses to call me Rick!

Larry FLEINhart: OW, my conscience! It’s ruined by VP Powers Boothe!

VP Powers Boothe: OW, my acting! Enough said.

Agent Pierce: OW, my pelvis, from my Karen-imagined all-night boner time with the former first lady!

Former First Lady: OW, my chemical imbalance! It’s screwed up now that my ex-husband wants me to do him a favor to save the world!

President Logan: OW, my really important artery! Martha put a knife in it!

(fin)

Last week:

Jack: Dude, my rib is fine. But Marilyn, I can not get a boner for you because I am in love with Auuuudrey.

Marilyn: She died in China looking for you. But I’m alive, and a slut.

Jack: NOOOOOO

VP Powers Boothe: Find the one nuclear drone that got launched or I will bomb the entire Middle East!

Bill Buchanan: Ain’t no thang, I found it.

VP Powers Boothe: Fuck it, I’ll do it anyway.

Karen Hayes: NOOOO! We must wake up President Brother so he can stop it, even though he’ll be incredibly drugged and injured and in no legal capacity to make an Executive Order. GOD I’m brilliant!

President Logan: …

Former First Lady: …

WTF, NOTHING on them last week? Instead we get Karen Hayes’ HORRIBLE idea?

PS Audrey is as dead as Tony is alive. In other words, NOT AT ALL.

6 Responses to “The last two weeks in 24 (T.L.T.W.I.T.)”

  1. Fitz says:

    I have not read this yet, nor can I comment on it, as we haven’t yet watched last night’s 24 (we haven’t seen Battlestar from Sunday yet either!!). But I wanted to comment to let you know that I now have motivation to watch BOTH (because who knows if you dropped in any spoilers).

    I’LL BE BACK.

  2. Uncle LeeChee says:

    *BSG Spoiler Alert*

    The 8th Cylon says “You’re kidding, I never knew that!”

    Oh wait..I haven’t seen it yet either.. DRAT!

  3. Fitz says:

    OK, I finally read it! Dana read it first to let me know there weren’t any spoilers.

    What about THIS week?

    I don’t have anything funny to say, other than you have a vivid (and NASTY) imagination.

    Seriously. Who would imagine that?

  4. Erik says:

    Karen says:
    “Hey Fitz, I notice you haven’t posted in a week…Dick.”

  5. Uncle LeeChee says:

    Oh I almost forgot to say..

    24 No.2 part II – WAS AWESOME!

    Shooting guns, people dying, dirty looks, driving fast and fancy cars, last weeks episode was like a really good HUNTER TV show! Not as good as your typical Silk Stockings episode but better than your average TJ Hooker show.

    I say that what’s her name is a TOTAL spy! Don’t fall for her devil eyes and dark hair – she’s a DOUBLE AGENT. You heard it here first.

    Fitz – are you ok?

    - LeeChee

  6. Uncle LeeChee says:

    why didn’t anyone tell me that 24 was like a Tom Clancy Novle? the first half of the season is all story and excessive detail then it just takes off like a rocket!

    Nadia = still a mole terrorist double agent!

    - LeeChee

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