Hi everyone. I’m staying classy in San Diego for work, and had a chance to jump online while some things are printing. This is being typed from my hotel room, where the TV is on and I’m too lazy to get up and change the channel. So I’ve been seeing the end of the Miss Teen USA pageant. The final 5 contestants are:
Miss South Carolina (ugly dress, dumb girl)
Miss Colorado (fake boobs)
Miss West Virginia (ugly dress but well spoken)
Miss North Carolina (pretty dress, ugly girl)
Miss New Jersey (has caps on her teeth so huge, I want to feed her a carrot and slap a saddle on her)
During the serious question portion, Miss South Carolina was asked why so many US teens can not point out the United States on a map. And she said:
“Um. Because I feel that many U.S. Americans are, um. illiterate with maps. And that the problem has affected those in Iraq and the Asians, and we have to help them.”
America’s future, ladies and gentlemen. And Miss Colorado and her fake boobs won!
I’m going to finish working, then go to bed. Gotta be awake in a few hours. When I return, I’ll post the next 5 book reviews.
SO not fake. It’s the altitude! It took us moving here for Dana to get big boobs! (though it took about a year before the altitude kicked in).
Becky called me down to watch the Miss SC “US Map” question and “Chernobyl” like answer. NICE! Miss Colorado WINS!! Way to go Fitz! (is that bragable at work?)
- LeeChee
Seriously Fitz, I saw the serial number smushed into her armpit. Besides, the pageant wasn’t held in CO so wouldn’t they go back down?