Karen, Erik and Jack

Wanna be on top? The only thing these girls are on top of is my shit list. This episode is pretty dull until the end, so I’m going to sum the rest up pretty fast.

Ebony is not the happiest camper at Camp Weave-a-whack!

Tyson Beckford visits to unbreak their spokesperson skills!

The girls do a PSA and the winner is determined by who screws up the least!

Heather meets Mary J. Blige, makes her visibly uncomfortable!

The girls do a photo shoot by dressing up as the garbage they are recyclable materials!

Nigel wears a faux-afro wig at elimination, looks like pubic hair!

Ambreal and Ebony in the last two, and Ambreal is sent home… UNTIL!!!

Ebony interrupts and says she doesn’t want to be here anymore, that she wants to go home. She’s realized that this modeling business is just not for her. And to that, I say bravo. It takes a lot of strength to be able to realize that something you thought you always wanted is not right for her, and to recognize that you need to leave it. But Tyra gets a bug up in her weave, and basically tells her, “It’s not modeling you hate, it’s us picking out all of your perceived flaws. Nothing is uglier than a quitter. So hit the road, Quasimodo!” Shut up Tyra.

Back at the house, they finish with Ebony writing a goodbye letter to the girls while saying she’s sorry she wasted Tyra’s time. But she wants to go back home to her family and get things back to normal. I’m so proud of her! The show closes with footage from Ebony’s interview video,m where she begs Tyra to PLEASE PLEASE let her be on the show! It’s supposed to make us feel sad for how she didn’t succeed, but it just makes me happy that at least she got a good weave out of the process.

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