I’m home sick right now and figured it would be a great time to finally watch the remaining episodes of America’s Next Top Model. Imagine my surprise when I see that the last 2-3 episodes are not on the Tivo. What I think happened was the Tivo froze up and has not recorded anything in several weeks.
I’d be a lot more upset about this if there was not a writer’s strike going on, and if MTV/VH1 didn’t play ANTM every five minutes or so. But since I already know who won (Saleisha/Tootie), I’m not too torn up about it. But it does not really make sense for me to finish the recaps since they are so behind, and I can’t finish the season anyway. I promise I’ll do better next season. It is a shame though, because I’m currently watching the Enrique Ig-whatever music video episode and it is hilarious. Lisa the stripper turns out to be the worst dancer – who knew? Bianca is a bitch – who didn’t know? The best part is Tyra leading the dance class by talking slowly and pantomiming her words.
“You must LEEEEARN (points at head) to MOOOOVE (wiggles around) in FRONT OF (hands in front of her) a MOOOO-VING CAH-MA-RAH (does charades gesture for movie).”
I bet the be-weaved dumbass thinks she’s doing sign language. Plus, she just kicked off Sarah for not being a fatty. Maybe Tyra felt threatened by someone who was doing a better job of fitting in their jeans than she was.