No ANTM recaps. Don’t have it in me. See better ones here and here.
Never mind. Did you see tonight’s episode?? B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Tyra, you brought it out of me. *I* wanna be on top!
I’m not gonna put pressure on myself to do recaps because maybe 1-2 people read them here. And the links above truly are far superior to anything I could come up with. But I can not let Paulina Porizkova calling Dominique (who I call Leatherface) a transvestive go untouched! Or the fact that they posed as homeless people (although they looked more like art school students) – WITH REAL HOMELESS PEOPLE! Or that they did a runway show for one of my favorite designer firms – Badgley Mischka – and were HORRIBLE. Or that they’re making some of the girls sleep together in a giant bed to try and inspire some lesbionics! Or that the dumb blonde up and quit because she’s not in to fashion (then WHY did you audition to be on a fashion modeling show?) (I totally just pulled a Victoria with the “fashion modeling” thing there)! Or that they KEPT the pubic hair girl?
WOWZERS!
WOOO! I understand that too many shenis jokes can take its toll, but it’s exciting to see this entry nonetheless.
I know nothing about Badgley Mischka…but I do want to know how, how, HOW did they get them to be on this show? And let faux models do a runway for them? In the middle of Times Square? Wouldn’t they be better off judging for Project Runway?
These are the things that keep me up at night.
I also don’t understand how What’s Her Name got kicked off instead of Miss “You Wanna See My Pubic Hair?”
hi there! u dont know me but i came across ur ANTM recaps for cycle 9 and got hooked. even though im a huge fan of the show i Loved your no holds barred sense of humor and comments!!!
i cud not stop laughing!!! and looked forward to hearing (reading) again, and now am disappointed to hear (read) that u will no longer be doing recaps.. any ways i guess ill just have to get my entertainment elsewhere (thx for the links) and just wanted to say keep up the good work and all the best with everything!!!!!!!
Shaunna, you have made my week. I’ll do the recaps for you if you keep reading.
Hi Karen, its me again!! thank you for the quick response!! I’m happy you’re considering continuing the recaps and if you do, i will DEFINITELY keep reading (yes I’m 1 of the “1-2 people”
). But if you decide not to, thats (obviously) ok as well, as I said before i just wanted to show my appreciation 
!
p.s. after reading the posts (following the links) …. they are ok but only mildly funny and a little long (one of ‘ems 9 pages long), who has time for that!
Yay for readers! You know I’ll keep reading, too, and I’m sure Pizza will as well.
Jenn – Yah but Pizza never comments. I feed off comments. That and Cheetos.