Comments on: An open letter to the douchelord(s) who are stealing from my desk http://karenanderik.com/index.php/2008/03/21/an-open-letter-to-the-douchelords-who-are-stealing-from-my-desk/ and Stanley and Fred Tue, 10 Aug 2010 03:37:25 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: LeeChee http://karenanderik.com/index.php/2008/03/21/an-open-letter-to-the-douchelords-who-are-stealing-from-my-desk/#comment-2024 LeeChee Sat, 22 Mar 2008 00:52:47 +0000 http://karenanderik.com/?p=159#comment-2024 By: Fitz http://karenanderik.com/index.php/2008/03/21/an-open-letter-to-the-douchelords-who-are-stealing-from-my-desk/#comment-2023 Fitz Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:33:29 +0000 http://karenanderik.com/?p=159#comment-2023 I think you should blow up a picture of your face and write "I'M WATCHING YOU" on the bottom of it, and prop it up on your desk. BUT, cut out one of your eyes (the 'Pirate Karen' picture might work well for this ruse) and put the fredcam behind it. (for clarification: CUT OUT ONE OF THE EYES ON YOUR PICTURE ONLY. DO NOT CUT OUT AN ACTUAL EYE). Then have E set up fredcam so it takes snapshots whenever anybody walks by. Voila. Not only will you catch the bastard(s), but you totally gave them fair warning too (with the picture that says "I'M WATCHING YOU!"). Or just dust for fingerprints. Put something irresistable there, like a dollar bill. Or do that old trick where you superglue a quarter to the desk or something. I think you should blow up a picture of your face and write “I’M WATCHING YOU” on the bottom of it, and prop it up on your desk.

BUT, cut out one of your eyes (the ‘Pirate Karen’ picture might work well for this ruse) and put the fredcam behind it. (for clarification: CUT OUT ONE OF THE EYES ON YOUR PICTURE ONLY. DO NOT CUT OUT AN ACTUAL EYE). Then have E set up fredcam so it takes snapshots whenever anybody walks by.

Voila. Not only will you catch the bastard(s), but you totally gave them fair warning too (with the picture that says “I’M WATCHING YOU!”).

Or just dust for fingerprints. Put something irresistable there, like a dollar bill. Or do that old trick where you superglue a quarter to the desk or something.

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