Karen, Erik and Jack

This is what a 30-year-old looks like.

I wanted to take a picture with no makeup on. So I did. But I never said I would not use the retouch tool in my photo editor.
On this event of the anniversary of my birth, I have rebelled in the ways that only a 30-year-old who has high blood pressure, depression, OCD, ADD and a deep sense of shame can.

1. Took the day off.

2. Told Erik I’d only sleep until 8. Knew that might not be true.

3. Slept until 10.

4. Wore a semi-sheer shirt and my Chucks. Two things Erik hates when I wear in public.

5. Had to drive to the DMV. Sped the entire way.
6. Went to the DMV. Knew I’d have my picture taken. Still did not wear make-up.

7. Was overly sweet to the DMV Examiner to persuade him to see me before he took lunch. And it worked! I still got it!
8.  Ignored recommended diet and had fried chicken for lunch. And a beer.
9.  Instead of cleaning the house as I originally intended to do, I gave the dog a bath and watched Comedy Central.

10. Phone rang. I let it go to voicemail even though I was perfectly capable of answering it. But I did not feel like putting the TV on mute.

Look out, world. Who knows what crazy shenanigans I will pull next?  I might drive with the windows open AND the AC on. I might not put makeup on at any time during the day. I might decide to watch bad TV INSTEAD of sitting down with a good book. I’M JUST THAT WILD AND CRAZY.

Now, if you’ll excuse me. I need to go to the grocery store, than take a nap. A REBELLIOUS NAP!

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