Turn it up, mah stories are on!

It’s that special time of year again when my waning belief in Hollywood is revived for at least a few weeks. We’re almost at the start of the new TV season, which will start as soon as the media gets their tongue out of Michael Phelps’ throat and some politicians celebrate themselves. It’s also time for me to get full of myself and think I am funny, and fill this blog with recaps of shows. This year, I again leave the choice of show to you. Leave your vote in the comments. The only stipulation is it has to be a show I already watch. The choices are:

1. America’s Next Top Model (Now in case you have not heard, this show’s cycle features a contestant who is a transsexual. At least, she’s the first to admit it. You can’t tell me that Jaslene wasn’t hiding her testicles in her chin. And even Paulina Porizkova called out DOMINIQUE! on being a dude.)

2. Bones

3. Chuck

4. Battlestar Gallactica

5. 30 Rock

6. Eureka

7. Friday Night Lights
8. Heroes

9. House

10. How I Met Your Mother

11. Lost

12. My Name is Earl

13. The Office

14. 24 (obviously not starting yet so this doesn’t have to be your vote. But I wanted to make sure there is still interest in me recapping 24 when it comes back, so let me know if you want me to recap it when it comes back)

14 Responses to “Turn it up, mah stories are on!”

  1. Friday Night Lights! Seriously, ENDLESS amount of material there. God bless high school stereotypes.

  2. Fitz says:

    So I read your post on my phone and was leaving a long, hilarious comment about how you can’t give D another reason to watch Friday Night Lights, and that you should comment on Eureka so I have a reason to watch it which Dana wouldn’t really mind since there’s a guy named Fargo on it and how I wrote the whole comment while sitting on the toilet, but it didn’t post because there was no captcha.

    So instead, I reported the problem to Google and said that I lost my hilarious comment that I composed while sitting on the toilet.

    All of this sounded much funnier in my head. I give up.

    (I am no longer on the toilet)

  3. Erik says:

    Thanks for the update Fitzie!

    24 must be done, if only for the Return of the Soulpatch. Friday Night Lights and some of the other shows might be tough, if only because we usually watch them last after some of the other shows are caught up, then watch like 5 of them in a week.

  4. Karen says:

    Erik, you know that even if ANTM does not get picked, I’m still totally going to watch it, right? I’m going to make Stanley be a fan of it. He’s gonna bark every time Tyra changes her weave.

  5. Pizza says:

    While I love Bones and Chuck, and think that godawful (yeah, I said it!) Heroes would make good fodder, I pick ANTM or Lost. ANTM is made for snarky recaps. And Lost? It’s been kick-ass lately!

  6. Becs says:

    I have to vote for either ANTM or the Office. I need to make sure my TiVo is setup to tape it. My boyfriend is going to kill me. I’m already obsessed with the Hills.

  7. jenn says:

    I agree with the (old) TWOP adage that recapping (good) comedies doesn’t work, because they’re funny enough on their own. With that in mind, I say recap the unintentional hilarity that is ANTM. ANTM will always get my vote, always.

    ANTM 08!

  8. megan says:

    what’s up. haha. read this sometimes. just because there are a ton of ANTM coverage, i vote BATTLESTAR GALLACTICA.

    Keeley and I started watching it and are almost caught up… its awesome! and cheesy! and nerdy! and silly! and bizarre!

  9. Karen says:

    Megan – Welcome to the BSG bandwagon! but when is BSG coming back on? Fitz, do you know?

  10. QueenB says:

    i say yay to ANTM and nay to 24. I agree with Jenn that comedies are already funny. Tyra, on the other hand, is not.

  11. Fitz says:

    I don’t know. What I DO know is this: we will have HDTV (finally) by the time it comes back. The guys are coming to install the new dish a week from today.

    I *suspect* SciFi is being a bunch of boobs and won’t start until winter-time-ish.

    I also suspect that the battlestar wiki will have the answer we are looking for… Unfortunately my computer is being a bastard right now.

    (captcha: prig)

  12. Julie says:

    Can I vote for 3? Chuck, Heroes, and House. Those are the three that I attempt to (and fail often) to watch weekly, but the fact that they are all online if I miss them helps make them my favorite shows!!

  13. Sari says:

    I 100% vote for ANTM!! Your comments on it last season were HI-larious.

  14. Piper says:

    OK, Maybe I am too late, but I would love to read entires about Earl or Heroes- I love both of them!

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