You know what this innocent-looking dog did to me this weekend?
He tea bagged me. PLOP right on the face. (Dad, I beg you not to click on that link.)
If he wasn’t going to be fixed before, he DEFINITELY is now. His reign of testicle terror will be over in about two months.
IN OTHER NEWS
1. Amber and Pizza and I are working on a super cool new web site project. I’m not ready to give the details yet, but it does involve me using a sewing machine and not breaking out into a sweat for the first time in many years.
2. The first show to be recapped is going to be America’s Next Top Model, which premieres this Wednesday. Remember that a contestant is a transsexual. We can expect Tyra to claim that she TOTALLY knows what it’s like, because of that one time backstage at the Marc Jacobs show where Naomi slapped her with a dildo.