Comments on: Things I Learned While Unemployed

By: Dr. Mrs. Fitz

Dr. Mrs. Fitz — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:03:11 +0000

Karen, as a small bidness owner, I strongly recommend putting “boneration manager” on your resume. Every good office needs one. Anyone who doesn’t employ someone like that is an idiot.

By: karen

karen — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:23:50 +0000

Jenn, stop bragging about your weekend plans.

By: jenn

jenn — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:46:20 +0000

Is it wrong that I first read Dana’s “botheration manager” as “boneration marathon?” If so, I’m not sure I want to be right.

By: Dr. Mrs. Fitz

Dr. Mrs. Fitz — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 03:10:25 +0000

Does Maury Povich need to drink excessive amounts of alcohol in order to live with himself. Or maybe he thinks it’s just his way of providing a needed community service. Either way, ain’t ‘merica grand?

By: Erik

Erik — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:12:23 +0000

I don’t even know who David Archuletta is?

“Murray, I know I was wrong the first 13 times, but this man definitely my baby-daddy, Murray”

By: Fitz

Fitz — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:21:34 +0000

Oh, and 24 starts this weekend. I expect a NOVEL deconstructing the 2-hour special. Put THAT on your resume.

By: Fitz

Fitz — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:21:09 +0000

Clearly, Dana was home drinking today instead of at work.

Fixing stuff: I’m at a loss.

But instead of watching Maury, you should be watching THIS, which looks far better than it has any right to.

Plus, Eric Stoltz is the man.

Plus plus, is that nip in there? I swear it is..

By: Dr. Mrs. Fitz

Dr. Mrs. Fitz — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 23:59:05 +0000

No, I absolutely think that David Archuletta kid can not sing.

I once dripped bleach on one of my favorite, soft, absolutely free (with 80 dollar shoe purchase) t-shirts. It still makes me sad.

Fancy business words for “fixing stuff”–problem solver, challenge challenger, botheration manager, hot water soother, quandary canceller.

Yes, canceller is a word. So is be-otch.