1. Just when you think the dog is behaving very well, he will do something like pee while running down the stairs, soaking EVERY STEP with pee. This is also like the day that his dog trainer said Stanley was doing so well that he could skip a level of classes, and then he peed twice on your friends’ carpet and ate his poop in their hallway.
2. Just when you think of a neat business idea and start working out ideas for it, you realize that some days you can’t even be bothered to change out of your workout clothes, let alone start a business.
3. Just when you think you’ve cleaned every inch of the kitchen, you find some previously unknown corner where all germs have gone to multiply.
4. Just when you think the floor is clean and you’ve mopped it perfectly, and you can let the dog in from inside because you’ve wiped his paws, he will still find a way to get mud everywhere.
5. Just when you think you are ready to tackle a project you’ve been wanting to do for a while, you remember that OH CRAP you neglected to do all of the “adult” chores, like documenting medical expenses for your taxes. Note: THESE CHORES TAKE ALL DAY.