You know why I have not updated “This week in 24″? Because my favorite Jack Bauer character trait is missing this season. And it upsets me. He’s just not the same. Sure, he’s been kicking ass left and right. Yes, he makes his own rules and his completely outlandish plans always seem to work out in the end, except for one little trailing plot device right at the end of each hour. But there’s something different about him. And it’s this:
JACK BAUER HAS NOT SAID “DAMNIT” ONCE THIS SEASON.
How the heck am I supposed to do a Jack Bauer impression without a “DAMNIT”? As in, “DAMNIT CHLOE, THERE’S NO TIME!” “DAMNIT BILL, THIS IS THE ONLY WAY!” “DAMNIT TONY I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!” and “DAMNIT KIM, STOP SUCKING AT LIKFE AND LEAVE THAT MOUNTAIN LION ALONE!”
I have lost the love spark.
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