Using Stanley’s quirks to annoy the Dog Whisperer on Twitter.
Jan 27th – me: If the Dog Whisperer guy is so fucking special, he’d be able to teach my dog to go down to Starbucks and bring me a double espresso.
(on this date, @cesarmillan started following my twitter feed.)
Jan 28th – me: @cesarmillan I see you are following me on Twitter. How can I get my dog to stop eating his poop, the cat’s poop, random rabbit poop?
Feb 4th – me: @cesarmillan you never answered my question about my poop-eating dog! Is there a poop whisperer out there?
March 3rd – me: @cesarmillan – my dog’s diet hasn’t changed, but his farts smell like poop and old eggs instead of just poop. Advice please!
March 4th – me: @cesarmillan – the dog just barked like crazy at the kids next door. Do I scold him for being rude, or praise him for IDing future felons?
March 9th – me: @cesarmillan – my dog just farted so loud that he woke himself up and started barking at the noise. Should I feel bad for laughing at this?
He has yet to answer me. Stanley continues to fart.
I’m surprised he’s still subscribed to your feed!
Also, speaking of eating poop…
He’s still subscribed because I’m damn funny. Admit it.
This is sooo awesome. I hope at one point he gets really angry in a reply, in 140 characters or less.
I don’t know you but I like you just for the poop-eating dog comments. I thought we were alone. Seriously! Cat’s poop, rabbit’s poop and his own poop!