“What the hell? You need to update your blog!”
Maybe I will, maybe I won’t.
“Why haven’t you updated your blog?”
I’m busy. Or maybe I don’t wanna. Or maybe you should suck it.
What’s new, everyone? I have not updated this blog in a while, I know. It’s not because I have not had anything to talk about. In fact, I wish I could talk about everything going on, all the time, to anyone who would listen. Sure, there’s a lot of good stuff going on.
1) I got a job!
It’s an office job and I like it, and I will leave it at that because it’s going well and I don’t want to jinx it by talking about it on the interwebs.
2) I got a new car!
Jack Bauer is gone, and a new dark blue CR-V has replaced him. I have not named this one yet, but I am considering “Chloe”.
3) Our friends got married!
Congratulations to Amber and Shawn, and Trish and Dave!
4) Moe’s started bacon as a topping to burritos!
Enough said!
But, there are things that aren’t so good. My mother is still living with us, and we’re going through a very difficult situation now. I have wrestled about sharing this with the 5-6 people who read this blog (probably less now since it’s been so long since I updated). No matter what, I know that there will be people out there who read what I have to write and think poorly of me. I’m not ready to subject myself to that. All I will say for now is that the past three months have truly changed the relationship I have with my mother, and not for the better. I am scared about the future, and what will happen when she leaves our house. I am angry, and deeply hurt from the things that have happened. I wish this was not happening.
Anyway. I know what you people really want to know about.
Look at that big boy! Stanley recently celebrated his first birthday. As is tradition, he celebrated by running around the yard a lot, spreading slobber everywhere, decapitating a toy and trying to jump on the sofa. Which is how I celebrate every birthday.
In closing, I will try to get back in the habit of updating this again. My Facebook and Twitter pages have also been neglected – I haven’t harassed Cesar Milan in a long time, and that must be fixed immediately. What’s new with everyone else?