“What the hell? You need to update your blog!”
Maybe I will, maybe I won’t.
“Why haven’t you updated your blog?”
I’m busy. Or maybe I don’t wanna. Or maybe you should suck it.
What’s new, everyone? I have not updated this blog in a while, I know. It’s not because I have not had anything to talk about. In fact, I wish I could talk about everything going on, all the time, to anyone who would listen. Sure, there’s a lot of good stuff going on.
1) I got a job!
It’s an office job and I like it, and I will leave it at that because it’s going well and I don’t want to jinx it by talking about it on the interwebs.
2) I got a new car!
Jack Bauer is gone, and a new dark blue CR-V has replaced him. I have not named this one yet, but I am considering “Chloe”.
3) Our friends got married!
Congratulations to Amber and Shawn, and Trish and Dave!
4) Moe’s started bacon as a topping to burritos!
Enough said!
But, there are things that aren’t so good. My mother is still living with us, and we’re going through a very difficult situation now. I have wrestled about sharing this with the 5-6 people who read this blog (probably less now since it’s been so long since I updated). No matter what, I know that there will be people out there who read what I have to write and think poorly of me. I’m not ready to subject myself to that. All I will say for now is that the past three months have truly changed the relationship I have with my mother, and not for the better. I am scared about the future, and what will happen when she leaves our house. I am angry, and deeply hurt from the things that have happened. I wish this was not happening.
Anyway. I know what you people really want to know about.

Look at that big boy! Stanley recently celebrated his first birthday. As is tradition, he celebrated by running around the yard a lot, spreading slobber everywhere, decapitating a toy and trying to jump on the sofa. Which is how I celebrate every birthday.
In closing, I will try to get back in the habit of updating this again. My Facebook and Twitter pages have also been neglected – I haven’t harassed Cesar Milan in a long time, and that must be fixed immediately. What’s new with everyone else?
I’m glad you updated! Congrats on the new car and new job!!!!
What have we been doing? Waiting patiently for you! Welcome back to the internets. And CONGRATS on the job!
Google reader always finds updates even when they are few and far between. Congrats on the new job though I have to admin I’ll miss your “things I’ve learned while unemployed” posts.
Yea! Thanks for blogging again. I’m not sure that Chloe is a good name for the new CRV. I suggest the following names: Deep Blue, Midnight, BooBerry & Louie Blue -Leechee
Yes, congrats on the new job. New jobs are good.
Welcome back. I still read, but our blogs have been suffering lately too, so we understand.