The intrepid hunter Fred encounters a being he has never seen up close before… a human baby.

He wonders, what is this creature? Is it staying here or visiting? Will it annoy me, like the dog does? Will it steal my catnip toys? Let me get a closer look.

It’s so still, he remarks. Perhaps a statue? He tiptoes in to investigate.

Egads! It moves! It lives! Fred, unsure of this creature’s status of friend or foe, slowly backs away. He lives to lick his belly another day.
(These pics are from Amber’s bridal shower, which was at the House of Garrett this past Saturday. Fred was unusually social, but his reaction to Amber’s friend’s baby was hysterical. He backed up all the way up the stairs and hid up there for a while.)